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Facing Mexico at the Azteca? Suddenly our expectations of England are unusually realistic | Max Rushden
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Facing Mexico at the Azteca? Suddenly our expectations of England are unusually realistic | Max Rushden

Thomas Tuchel’s side have problems aside from the altitude: defeat in a Mexican haze would be no embarrassment

It’s a warm June afternoon in 2009.

The teams look uneven.

At 30, I am the second-oldest player in our lineup.

Lloyd, Nathan and Ben are early 20s – they can all play.

Micky the German isn’t in top condition, and at 34 is past his peak.

But at a conservative estimate every member of the opposition has two more decades in their legs.

A couple of them might be pushing 70.

They’re in boots – working boots, not “cleats”.

And yet after an hour we have been beaten to a pulp.

The final score evades my memory, but it might be the only six-a-side I’ve ever played in where “next goal wins” wasn’t a vaguely justifiable way to end things.

How had this team of old men beaten us?

A word you may have heard more often than usual in the last three days: altitude.

In a village somewhere near Lake Titicaca, just shy of 4,000m above sea level, a motley selection of Bolivian farmers had toyed with us.

As someone who lets the ball do the work, even a five-yard burst left me breathless.

It was not a neutral venue.

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Sources: The Guardian

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